When you are stuck for a really good insult have a go at a few of these…

• Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back! …
• Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom. …
• Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
• Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
• Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
• You’re red shirt goes well with your eyes…
  Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
• Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
• Folk clap when they see you…but they clap their hands over their eyes.
• Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll let you know tomorrow. …
• Your so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. …
• All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
• You should learn from your parents mistakes – try using some birth control.
• Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
• If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
• You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
• I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
• Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
• Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
• I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
• Well, they do say opposites attract… so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
• I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
• Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
• I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
• I know what sign you were born under…’RED LIGHT DISTRICT’
• Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
• Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
• Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
• Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
• Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling – in your skull?
• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
• Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
• Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
• Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
• He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
• He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
• He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
• How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
• I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.