100 Things Past, Present & Future

1. I have sat with this Meme for a total of 96 days
2. I am currently living in Cape Town, South Africa
3. This is not my home, never was, never will be
4. My first flight alone was at the age of 3
5. My first flight as illegal pilot was at the age of 19
6. I plan on flying out of RSA
7. In order to get out I am selling all my furniture that is currently in storage. 
8. If you are looking for a double bed, washing machine, wind machine (not the dog I promise) or other little things, let me know.
9. Sorry this does not include the kitchen sink
10. It does include my TV, Hi-fi and Microwave
11. I do not ship these things internationally only my body.
12. All practically unused
13. Unused because I used to work 16 hours, play for 4 and then sleep for the other 4.
14. Think what you will
15. No my body is not for sale, possibly in the future.
16. I have received 3 Marriage proposals in the last 12 months, I turned each one of them down due to the fact that I will not marry for a visa.
17. People say I am crazy for turning them down
18. I don’t care if they do, I quite like my insanity and I have just managed to break in the straight jacket.
19. I am currently doing a 600 page website (don’t say it, don’t do it, I don’t want to hear it).
20. Graphic design as well in order to make enough money
21. With the money I make through the sale of everything and the site I plan on buying a ticket out of here
22. I am shit scared because I have no where to go and I don’t know if I have enough to get anywhere but I am determined
23. I am hoping that I can teach with my TEFL (I have no peach impeppermint I shwear)
24. That was the 2nd glass of wine talking not me
25. Imaginary 2nd, this house is alcohol free for me
26. One sip and I am told that I am an alcoholic
27. I come from alcoholic stock, one sip is an automatic branding
28. I love fermented grape juice for its essential vitamins and minerals
29. It is almost two months now that I think about it since I really smoked full on… *partay dance*
30. I deny all cheats
31. I love cookies, no one believes me that I can bake them… ok they are normally really crunchy and odd shades of black
32. They are home made charcoal with which I draw
33. Charcoal and ink are my favourite mediums in which to draw and paint though I never do. 
34. Our secret, thanks
35. I have been hired by a friend to do photography at her wedding.
36. Payment is food apparently and I have never done a wedding before, I don’t mind I love food
37. How this happened I have no clue. I believe her words were “SF your photos are sooo amazing please be our photographer”
38. She’s cheap and she was lying, she knew she had me on food but had to seal deals.
39. Its only 30 and I am craving a smoke huh where’d that come from!
40. Oh, perhaps the number *shrug*
41. At the age of 20 I smoked 60 a day, I claimed it to be because I only ever slept 3 hours
42. I still only sleep between 3 and 5 hours every night
43. My name means Nobel Strength, my second name means Nobel Grace, my surname means Barman or Innkeeper
44. It is too poetic to translate for you the true meaning of all of that together.  Perhaps its only in my head.
45. I am studying TEFL as a back up plan to help get my butt overseas
46. The course finishes on 29 September
47. I have lots more to study but can’t during the evening so I sit here like kwoneshe2 (hah soz just had to say it so don’t feel so alone!)
48. I got sidetracked, country options, right…
49. Britain doesn’t want me because I am South African
50. They don’t like South Africans anymore because our Home Affairs department was caught selling passports to the Pakistani’s
51. Europe, It is the same with those Europeans, South Africans are now the devils spawn, forget Microsoft, we’re bad news
52. South America, I don’t need a visa there, how cool is that! My Portuguese and Spanish though are absolutely shocking
53. I can swear like a true Italian though
54. That doesn’t count though
55. I can swear in Italian, Afrikaans, Hindi, Swahili, German and Arabic
56. I deny the ability to do so in French
57. I very rarely swear in English when spoken
58. I can imitate accents really well
59. I do this without thinking
60. If I talk to you and you talk differently I chameleon you, always have done
61. Jokes aside I plan on making tracks a year to date since my last move went down
62. October 2008 if not sooner.
63. I have made a few very important decisions in the last year
64. I will never again give up my independence to make another person happy
65. I will never allow someone to guilt trip me into doing something either
66. I will continue to speak up when I see injustice happen no matter what the consequences are, wrong is wrong.
67. I will not baby those in my life who get jealous or show envy, if you are jealous of me deal with it and don’t make your problems mine, I am tired of hiding or changing my ways so that others aren’t “offended”
68. Got sidetracked again
69. I don’t have ADD but I can add though I love irritating 6 year olds with “2+2=5″
70. They laugh at me saying that I am a dumb old person and there is no ways I can be an adult if I get THAT wrong
71. I agree with them and get extra piece of cake because I am a giant kid
72. Ok not that giant
73. Back on track
74. Another option is the USA although their entrance requirements are scary
75. Again South Africans are now classed as dodgy
76. Now… what am I talking about, 2 months ago they removed Nelson Mandela from their terrorist watch list
77. The world doesn’t want me but I want the world
78. I can’t meditate while dogs fart
79. I have a younger brother
80. An older brother
81. Older sister
82. I doubt any of them know that I used to look like a man from training 5 hours a day in a swimming pool as well as on a hockey field
83. I looked like a MAN
84. I was on a carb diet that killed my desire for carbs
85. I adore jackets and have many
86. Potatoes in jackets as well – long as they are washed first
87. I am thinking of selling a few of them, they are limited editions see
88. I love boots, high boots.
89. I own a pair of boots that were made before I was born
90. I ALWAYS put the sugar into the cup first
91. I ALWAYS put the milk in second
92. Then the instant coffee (when being lazy/not allowed near machine/too dangerarse)
93. The water normally always goes either on my toes first or when I remember to stand back from the counter, the floor.
94. There are some people in my life that, if given the choice to live my life over again and told that I had to go through each moment again in order to meet them, I would in a heart beat.
95. I hate learning from a book, I prefer learning from others and from random knowledge, my best course so far has been life.
96. I adore Winnie the Pooh because he has more wisdom than people give him credit for
97. He is yellow and people still love him
98. He is clumsy and people still love him
99. He is chubby and people still love him
100. If you got to this point it is you that needs the straightjacket, please take a number and the dealers will be with you shortly for a fitting and colour choice.

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Posted by Sanity on August 15, 2008

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