Cookie um that I am…

ROFL I couldn’t resist when someone sent me the links to my inbox, mysteriously at that, why ever they thought I’d so do it who knows but apparantly they got me tagged *not pleased*

Have a laugh… this is just TFF

The Sandwich Cookie Personality Test

You are Traditional and Dependable

You are optimistic, friendly, and cheerful. People appreciate the hopefulness and good vibes you bring to any situation.You are a very active, on the go person. You get restless if you’re forced to sit still for too long.

You’re easy going and easy to be around. You aren’t picky or high maintenance.

You seek security in your life. Feeling safe is important to you.

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

You are a Smiley Face Cookie

You’re happy go lucky. So happy, in fact, it’s a little past the point of normal sanity.

You usually make those around you smile … when you’re not creeping them out!

Crayon Box Survey

RED = Anger

1. Are you currently mad at someone? Nope just really irritarted with manipulation and ignorance I mean WHO do they think they ARE hmph, thanks had to get that off my chest… where do I pay?
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? So many I can’t even say, how about I give you the alphabet? Would that work?
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Yes once I threw a really large tortoise (it was a soft toy ok not a REAL one!) at my brother, once pushed an Italian through a door for not doing dishes (look he told me “you woman you do, not I, I man… can you blame me???)
4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry? Depends if it is a cold anger or a hot one – cold is the one that takes longer to brew, hot is hot and very fast normally when you tell me I am someone else *shrug*
5. When you’re mad, do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? I very very rarely yell, I hate being yelled at so try not to do it to others, I step away or keep quiet and process what is being said and the implications to me, whether I am at fault or they are incorrect in their statements.  Once cooled off I re approach or just absorb – perhaps not good huh but hey am not a fighter and HATE confrontation.

ORANGE = Excitement

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? My mother threw me one when I was about 10 I think, she organised a whole bunch of friends to go to my favourite restaurant, Mikes Kitchen… Man I can still remember the taste of those ribs yum!
2. Do you get easily excited? Yeah I am a happy bunny most days and get excited bout little things like a bird staring at me in the window (right NOW people!!!), chocolate, winnie the pooh, snow… the list is endless you get the point OOOOO a FAIRY!!!
3. What’s something that you’re most excited about? The elder kiddie did something big today and I can’t wait to tell his dad, he will be so chuffed! Seriarsely it is sooo cool and am soooo proud of the little tiger!
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? First thought is easy… holy crapola, second thought … round the world ticket for those in my heart, kinda like group therapy then Orphanage and of course investments (sheesh)
5. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? A hug, a big hug

YELLOW = Self Discovery

1. Name: I forget, am a) getting older and b) have so many
2. Birthday: That would be telling, how bout I just say I am an unusual Virgo? ok a Virgo in denial? Yeah that sounds better
3. What’s your main goal in life? To be all that I can be spreading laughter, love and light
4. Do you want to have children? Um my own?
5. When do you want to die? When I am meant to, not a minute before, not a second after

GREEN = Opinions

1. Are you against gay marriage? Stupid question, why should one have the right to marry and not the other, its like saying a black man can’t get an education while a white man can because he is an unbeliever…
2. Lower the drinking age? Yeah, in my onions the less restrictions the more responsibility, the more responsibility the more a person, be it a kid or adult, takes better control of their lives and makes better decisions… hey its subjective.  Tell a kid that they CANT have alcohol and guess what, they’ll be drinking YOU under the table before they’re 15…

BLUE = Love

1. Do you love someone? Yes
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Don’t know, will tell you when I find out

PURPLE = Q & A

1. How many beds did you lay in today? 3 whoohoo yeah now you’re really confuzzed!
2. What color shirt are you wearing? Really cool gray, its big and its warm warm warm
3. Name one thing that you do every day? Brush the white things in my mouth, shower and ooo and drink cawfee
4. How much cash do you have on you right now? Not telling, some of you know where I live… yeah
5. Look to your left. What’s there? The bird is still staring at me through the kitchen door and I am now starting to get more than a little freaked… sheesh doesn’t it have some worms to eat I mean its not like I am a worm right… a bit large for its appetite if you ask me!
6. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed? Don’t know, oh the little ones winnie the pooh shirt, fit like a bug in the rug… age 5 not bad huh (yeah God and I have been talking since age 8 about those things that everyone else has not I)
7. What website(s) do you visit most during the day? Google Reader and WordPress, depending on the client at large theirs as well.
8. Do you have plants in your room? Nope they ran away when they heard I was coming… rude I know tsk
9. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Um my left knee, its still purple from my ice slide fall thing and not helped by the fact that I knock it religiously against cupboard door handles, doors, walls, even the bath (ok you can stop laffing now)
10. What city was your last taxicab ride in? London baby London and yeah cost a fortune but got to speak arabic again so was happy whoohoo
11. Do you own a picture phone? A what? A picture of a phone? Am I missing out on some cool geeeky gadget here? seriously now a what? Must be showing my age here
12. Recent time you were really upset? How recent do you want to know?

PINK = Last

1. Person you saw: Little one
2. Movie watched in cinema: It is so far back that we’d have to pull out the archives in the Natural History Museum
3. Song you just listened to? Home by Chris Daughtry
4. Person you talked on the phone with: Ambermoon
5. Did you notice that question 2 was gone? Nope, my undercover virgo renumbered it sheesh what do you take me for? A Cancerian?

GREY = Today

1. What are you doing right now? Working on Amberfiresanity’s website, 3 loads of washing, drinking coffee, working out expenses, doing dishes in dishwasher and planning the day with the kids – cookie baking or animal farm depending on homework can’t decide
2. What are you doing tonight? That would be telling
3. What are you going to eat? You seriously want me to answer this? ME? Beef ale pie, think its perfect weather for it with a side salad and freshly baked bread.  Pudding is chocolate pontouffle thingies with ice cream and sprinkles followed by more fermented grape juice

BROWN = Tomorrow

1. Is: Thursday I think, don’t know the jury is still out on that one *shrug*
2. Goal: Complete the US Embassy visa application forms as well as the Schengen visa application forms *shivers and shakes* (Note to God: Next time can I please be born in a country where passports are not spat on???)
3. Are you going to laugh? Always, each single day I laugh and normally hard either at myself or with someone else… it is such fun to laugh and the best exercise around for both heart, soul and body!

Tagging? If you’re brave… scared? Shaking? Petrified?

Hippy Happy Birthday Cheesy!

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Yip you got that right, it’s the holey cheeses birthday today and it’s going to be a partay of note… you don’t turn 100 every day come now!

Holeycheese, I was so happy when you started blogging albeit I was a silent reader who laughed lots with the antics of that husband of yours on your blog.  A true blessing in my life you have become.  You are an incredible human who makes me laugh when I need it most, brings a smile to my face and warmth to my heart with stories of your three angels only to make me laugh some more when Dude forgets to make more coffee!

Thank you for being who you are to all of us, we’re lucky to have you in our lives, truly!

In honour of your birthday today I got the troops together…

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They wanted to do a big show, we got the balloon up in the air and then they ran out of gas *not pleased* so then we resorted to our back up plan

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Yeah I know, corny but what can you do when you run out gas! Next year I’ll feed the machine the right product promise! Dang!

I spent hours deliberating on whether to bake you a cake or not then thought it safer to rather take one of Amber’s when she wasn’t looking.  So you guys must dig in before she gets whiff of a missing smell in her house and others smell that you have some!

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Hope you have a wonderful birthday huns, may you get spoilt rotten, showered in love, have happy memory making moments and much much much more! 

The Nutters

(quick before California comes back EAT EAT EAT!)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HOLEYCHEESES!!!

Hippy Happy Biffday Joy whoohoo!!!

Wells our crazy *ahem* cookie thief from Minnesota is turning 102 today folks and never stronger I can tell you!  Let me tell you a little bit about Minnesota aka Joy aka my partner in cookie crime

Joy is one of those people that you can always depend on, her heart is full and her soul kind.  She’s the type of person that will find a bird with a broken wing, take it home and feed it water through a little tiny bottle till it is strong and mended.  Between you and me, probably feed it stolen cookies as well though she blames that on her cute kitty Maddie… we don’t believe her so its ok.

Minnesota wears purple and gold at least once a week, am not lying to you here, to the point that it is believed she even paints her toe nails to match eeny meeny style! Yip with sparkles as well, you betcha!

I met Joy through Amber’s blog, I started answering her questions and then something happened.  I don’t quite know how it happened or at what point it all changed from blogging acquaintance to heartfelt friend for life but now I have a cookie thief in my life that makes me laugh so hard I cry, makes me smile when I think it’s hard to and one whom I love dearly.

Joy, thank you for being you, who you are to me and who you are to the world.  You are a true blessing, one I am thankful for each and every day.  I hope you have the most incrediblest of days today and that all the years to come are filled with nothing but happy memory making moments, warm fuzzies and laughter all encased in a big ball of love!

Hippy Happy Biffday gf!!!

You didn’t think I forgot did you?

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Ok just joking, the Cookie Monster is stuck out in the North Pole at the moment, he thought it an opportune moment to try and get to Santa’s stocks *shrug*

Problems is we’ve spent a few days trying to ward off one times ginger kitty and one times wild dog from your cake…

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It was a close one can tell ya… that kitty he be FAST like lightening bolts on a summers day… so fast we almost didn’t catch him before he swallowed it WHOLE!

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But lucky for us we had California, dang fast that women she be, the cake was saved in one piece and no drool… so today we light the candles for you, for all the love you give to receive and more…

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Afreaka and the world

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We LUFF youuuuu!!!

… now a special song just for you …

Don’t know who those posers were at the end, they totally hijacked poor Billy The Mutt who spent hours getting ready, rehearsing and stuff *not pleased*

… so without further ado we found another just for you …

Hippy Happy Birthday Joy!

May you have a luffly day, get spoilt rotten and get a gazillion hugs

From all of us in the Blogosphere Familia

Us

Fruit Salad with a few nuts

It’s been a long time coming but through the weeks of silence I have continued  to star the posts that really hit me in the gut by their “gem-y-ness”, diamond of posts!

PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENTS:

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I recently read a post that totally blew me away, an extract of sorts from a Memoir that by the sounds of things is totally beyond awesome.  From the first word uttered upon the page my soul ignited for it tells a story close to my heart and a lesson for all of mankind.  If you are to do anything today go read The Little Saint Nicholas, you won’t be sorry. Hey you know me, its got to be awesome if it makes the salad!

A new blogger to the market has arrived in the form of the one and only Don Fried, an Author, Playwright and incredible human.  To fully understand the man you need to start with his first post, an awesome one at that, How I Became a Crusty Old Fart… come on with a post title like that you know you are going to have a laugh or two for sure! Ok so if you don’t want stronger stomach muscles don’t head over there… my six pack is coming along nicely albeit still slightly hidden by insulation of sorts!

Congrats to Mind Explosion on her and Souf Effrikan hubby for not only getting the house of their dreams but moving in AND with two beautiful kittens (photos pending…)

A fellow blogger whom a lot of you have read, both past and present, was recently Interviewed by the Pakistani Spectator… this is HUGE and am sending a huge bottle of bubbly with decent chocolate to Deeps over at Empowering Roots! Congrats hun, we are so so so proud of you!

THE DIAMONDS

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Keep it loose, keep it tight what is the point of worry when all comes down to true Self belief coupled with Learning to trust again and topped off with the adage “Take a breath, be brave and let go…“.

Sometimes Old Unwanted “Friends” return making you wonder whether or not to start Banging on doors, yelling “Those Bastards”, uttering curses such as “May they all get halitosis . . .” and the likes there of.  There isn’t much to do other than run with the moment and pray that the once poisonous venom doesn’t pierce your heart once more.

Ah but what if you were to die today? no, seriously? Would you be happy with the life you have led, how you have acted and treated others? If not, would it mean that you had to take God back? Would that matter? Ok, sorry, perhaps a few hard questions and no, they are not religion based but rather life based.

The Measurement of a Man Lies in the His Heart and is found through Living a true life…one day at a time.  You don’t have to go around shouting “It’s A Wonderful Life!” but Change really does start with one person.. and that might just be you.. yes? Who are we now?

Quit the Morning Blues, When you say nothing at all.. it gets you further than the length of an ant.  Speak your heart and soul, feel the Anger or Emptiness, love, hope, happiness… just feel and speak.  Emerge. Don’t Forget.

Sad Clarence and the Turkey, Experiencing Failure and working through it… Sometimes I think life is much like a poker game that makes you smile big smiles hearing “I am Not a dirty old man (and proud of it)“.  No Santa Stalker’s here thanks! (ok are they good looking???)<— you are soooo going to click on it, just know it… girls, you won’t be sorry!

Hannukkah is coming up and Christmas as well, times are rough for some, perhaps more than some, Rocking Christmas Without Cash is not as hard as it sounds.  First thing though is the question of those Christmas cards, personally I don’t send them because I like to save the trees, the ink and look after the planet… ok… fine… I’ll admit it… I’m a lazyass but so are you right? [place yes here]

For me Christmas is every day, I’ve written posts in the past about throwing a Christmas Party in June, about celebrating those we love each and every single day of our lives not just when the Man was born.  “But, it’s so SHINY…” doesn’t matter, without love it aint so shiny after all… and Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus

Are Bald Women Sexy? Personally I have contemplated going bald on many occasions.  In SA we do it once a year for Cancer, a national shavathon.  All people, all races, sexes, etc come together at selected meeting points or even at home and shave their heads in order to recognise the struggle of cancer victims and brain diseases.  It is one of the most incredible experiences walking through the streets and seeing every second person bald.  Last year alone there were over 2 million people, young, old, mediums, you name it with the oldest registered shavathonelite being 76 years old!  No, it will not Insult your wife if you were to do it, toughies!

Fat kids and stupid parents with Time out rooms in schools and The Principal’s Office… aye scary times but ultimately who we are makes our children right? I am still learning all this parent stuff, right now it sounds really scary!

Racism immunity?  A tough question for some but for a lot of us there is no question.  Once We Were Boys… and girls, when we were young and before we were told who is “bad” and who is “good, we didn’t see a difference at all.  Some of us kept that youthful view and others had it drummed into them so much that they can’t escape it. 

Welcome To… to the truth of the world, the truth that you see is the truth that will be.

Thank you to all of you who have stuck by me, who have supported me and pushed me forward especially in the times you had no cooking clue you were doing it!  I am warm, happy, safe and happy <– did I already say mention that? lol, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

You shall be seeing more of me in the next couple of weeks so don’t get a shock and these salads I shall try continue if you guys still enjoy them…

Thanks for the incredible awesomeness of all your posts, there were so many brilliant ones it was tough going doing this one… next one shall include more links just don’t tell the partner in crime.

Ta

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My kind of sign!

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