Male or Mail bashing?

imageI got these in my inbox, I was wondering… are they funny, rude, funny orĀ  wrong?

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

image7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.

image14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Male Bashing 101

He said . . . I don’t now why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That’s a good idea – you stand by the oven while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you’re never there.

What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.”
“But God,” the man says, “why did you make her dumb?”
God says: “So she would love you.”

For all those men who say. “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Well women can say “it’s not worth buying the entire pig just to get a little sausage”

Defining Moments… its up to us

Defining moments… how would one begin to describe these in ones life? We have all had them, they either shape us or break us but ultimately it is up to us what we do with them. We can either learn from them or wallow in the fact that these moments happened to us.

So often we can get so wrapped up in the moment that we forget the lessons learned and the strength that we once had within us. One’s defining moments can be that of good and bad, a mixture of both that ultimately make us who we are, shape our behaviour and alter our opinions. So often we have bad experiences and our reactions spiral out of control and instead of looking at things as they are we go on a blame game induced by over analysing.

The blame game is often easier to handle, the easy way out and I don’t say this lightly. It is far easier to blame someone else or a situation than to look within yourself and grow from it, far easier to wallow that look deeply, feel, go through the motions and deal with the situation as it stands. No I am not coping out nor am I saying that it is an easy feat to take the hard road, not saying I am a pro at it either but ultimately what it really is… is a choice, a choice that only we can make of how we handle these moments.

Our lives are shaped by the events that happened within but how it is shaped is up to us, only we have that power to do with those moments as we will… only we can decide if it will break us, only we can decide if we will grow from it…

I know at times as you read this I may seem cold and distant, I may seem matter of fact or even like I know the facts not the experience, this is not the case. In my time I have been called a raging bull in the night never giving up the fight but I understand both sides of the fence for I have been on both…

… just another rambling yet again…

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