Hippy Happy Biffday Mssc54!

Yip you got it, Mssc54 is having a biffday today and we thought (my coconspirators and I) it would be nice to whip out the family album and show you all a few highlights through the years.

We’ll start with a baby picture, as you can see in this one he wasn’t amused back then either.  In all honesty and just between you and me, I wouldn’t be either, I mean firstly check out the hair and then what on earth did his mother dress him in??? Then to take the cake there is this elephant thing with an umbrella in the back ground trying to hit him on the head.  Can’t blame him at all…

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(below) Teenage years were a riot, he used to see the country by hitching rides with random truck drivers.  He remembered their names by the signs on the sides.  Does anyone else notice the shirt?

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(below) Partay animal extreme his main party attire was his cute goofy shirt that set off his eyes and ears.  Boy could this man dance and was often seen pulling out the moves on the dance floor till the wee hours of the morning.  Don’t you just lurv that shirt!

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(top right) That was when all things kind of did a 360, he went from goofy shirt to hello mamma… yes he met the woman of his dreams.  This is a snap that I managed to bribe someone for of him all happy with warm fuzzies and in lurv…

Can you blame him? I mean she is a supermodel! (below)

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(below left) Suddenly he was seen walking around all Hollywoody with the shades and the hanky… man did he style! [Metrosexual? I mean it even looks like his hands have been manicured!]

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(top right) For years he has searched every cupboard in the house, searching high and low for his favourite partay shirt but to no avail.  He was often spotted sitting outside in the rain speaking to the rain drops and asking them to return his shirt.  Now what he doesn’t know this, but his wife destroyed his Partay shirt (yip his favourite goofy one) – our secret ok!

Now the one thing Mssc54 can’t stand to do is pose in front of a camera and wait while the photographer works out how to use the darn thing!  Here is his classically typical pose.  You can so just see what is going on in his mind “why me God?!”… My question is… what is with that pink shirt??? (below left)

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(top right) In order to combat the pinkness of all his photos he decided to hire a real photographer, one that knew about the on button and how not to put fingers in front of lense, and got him to take some real manly photos… [least we know he has a full set of toofs right?]

Him playing the cards with his friends, people just love him to bits! (below)

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No that is not a police jumper it is rather a home made knitted one by Antie Lisbet (below left).  Back to the cards, he wasn’t so good at it though he would never admit it to anyone.  His wife was often seen trying to console him (below right)

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Anyway’s moving along swiftly, below (left) you can see his three daughters with humans.  They were involved in a musical play of which they were the stars! [yes that is him in the yellow tie...]

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(below left and right) Here you can see him cuddling his two kiddies that he and his wife adopted.  Cute as can be (the babies) … least he now knows why there are fewer bananas in the house, it aint me stealing!

(below left) As you can see he is not all grumpy face, he has been known to don the purple robe and monkey around with the younger generation.  Its actually more often than not but he won’t admit it [yes that is a purple robe you're eyes aren't failing you]

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Yip that’s him (top right) just chilling after a quick game of footie (cause he is old) with the kids.  He’s just parking off thinking about his blog and what to write about next.

(below left) Here you can just see him thinking “Hmm Maybe Lindsey, Amber and Sanityfound are right after all” hmm oks maybe its just about lunch he looks kinda hungry if you ask me!

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(top right) Yip thats him wishing that those very women would stop yacking him and that he’d get some lunch (come on he looks like he is craving cookies, yes???)

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(top) A rare snap taken from the archives of him putting together one of his legendary posts *bows to the master blogger*

(below left) “Im not gonna and you cant make me read another one of Amber’s Sex posts!” followed by the stern “Im not amused face” (below right)

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(below left) Yip thats him chatting to a Dude (seen on left) pointing to the women and warning him about them, “yers they might look shweet but don’t you be fooled young man… they are evilllllll!”

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(top right) Hah I paid good money for this one I have you know! Yeah and Mssc54 didn’t think I would find this photo of him and the Dude! *laughs out loud* hey decided to go all “Men in Black” one day for a shoot… Quite cute if you ask me!

… and so Mr Mssc55, brother, chimp, monkey…

We wish you an amazing

!!!HIPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

We hope you enjoy your specially delivered cake and pray that the monkey didn’t blow out the candles for you (he has a slight erm splatter problemo)

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And because we know how yummy the cake we now hand over our gift to you (mainly because you are the prime cookie thief) for those few “after 50 pounds”

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May you have a blessed day filled with nothing but happy memory making moments, love, laughter and more fun!

From All of us to You

Ilegirl chimp on the loose

I have been begged left, right and centre to share a few photos on the mystery Ilegirl. I have been hesitant out of respect but when I saw this comment of hers I knew within my heart that the time had come to do a bit of unveiling.

It is only fair considering Moi, Glaize, Amber, DM, Deeps and Joy (trust me, this list is going to grow…).  Naturally of course there were a few that I snuck in there as well but those I shan’t mention for the time being.  So anyway I called the troops to get some more info on this illusive sister and of course some more photos.  Phew were they flying around! 

Moms and Popsicle sent through a few baby photos (below left and right), out of the hundreds in my inbox though these two were just adorable.  Look at the “faces” she’s pulling… it is no wonder that she always got the best cookies!

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It wasn’t long and she was found posing in various costumes – all well known brands and pretty colours.  I think her fairy days (below left) were her favourite and, if memory serves, they also lasted the longest!

Thankfully Christmas only came once a year, Ilegirl tried to pretend to be Santa so that she could get “first peak” at the wrapped presents (below right).  As you can see the parents caught her red handed literally with her hand in the cookie jar… I actually don’t think she knows that they caught her in the act – apparently she was toooo cute to go ape at her (yeah am still jealous ok, yes, I am in therapy)

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Yip, one day while she was out we decided to get a third of her shoe collection together and take a photo. We tried to limit it to the pink ones just for now.  Shoe fetish? Naaaahhhh not at all! *ahem* sorry for that erm broken heel on the Jimmy Choo’s eek!

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Shoe obsession, I mean fetish, accepted.  Studies were going well and to try and distract herself from her new man (below right) she took to reading the newspaper (below left) to keep on top of current affairs.  Now the problem as I see it, and please don’t let her know, is that the only way to keep on top of the news is to read the newspaper the right way around.  Yeah I know, poor thing!  But isn’t the man CUTE! Can’t blame her either!

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Some say he was the cause of her second love (him of course being the first) of wine.  Her Starbucks purchases are said to have kept the state of California going financially to the point that Arnie got the big dogs to create a statue in her honour (below left).

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When they realised she loved pink so much they decided to rather do a range of stylish handbags all in her favourite (above right).  These started selling like hot cakes.  Please note that due to their popularity they are now limited edition, if you spot one, grab it with both hands! Seriously! 

You thought I was joking didn’t you? Yers below left is her doing what is called a “loopy” dance in the office and yes that is pink she is wearing! (Relax she did get a pedicure after that photo was taken!)

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Even when wearing red (top right) there must be a bit of pink in her surroundings or she is said to go a bit ape on those around.  She set this pink cake alight because “apparently” there wasn’t enough “pink”.  We are just so happy that she now wears colours other than that one!  That photo was taken while on a trip to … I forget sorry dang this winesia!

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All in love her beau sent the most beautiful lyrics to her (top left).  It turned out that he had toiled for days, if not weeks, to write the perfect song to ask her to marry him.  How cute is that???  Yes, she jumped up and down, did a few of those twirly things in the air and said yes yes yes.  I managed to speak to some people that know some people that know some other people to get this sound clip of the song he sung to her…

With Ilegirl’s rep re the wine coupled with the knowledge that cats (below left) generally steal their owners fermented grape juice they decided to settle with a dog (below right).  Murphy’s law though the dog they chose thought it was a chimp and tried to swing from trees via tail… no it was not pretty and hence the cake bowl for a hat.  Poor thing is quite embarrassed and from the look on that face it was wishing it was the cat in the photo on the left!

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All work and limited play, I spoke to a few of her colleagues and managed to get one of them to snap off the photo below left.  It was a FBI style operation, my apologies for the silhouette but they did risk their lives in getting it for us!  (below right) Here she can be seen playing with the numbers and forming codes out of goobledy gook, also a co-op photo.

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Not all work (below left) and no play (below right), her company decided to do some charity work and they all went off to go visit some clowns.  She is all for the charity but by the look on her face she was totally unimpressed with the fact that he had selected PINK for his hairball! 

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Oh before I forget, her recent trip to Europe? Yeah I managed to get a few of the censored photos that she tried to “hide”.  Anyway’s before I lose my courage, below left is one of her and hubby over in France after a romantic dinner, too cute!

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Dinner at Chang thing restaurant (sorry I forget the full name PF Chang???) The manager of the restaurant snapped off the below photo for insurance purposes.  Apparently Amber thought a spot of tea on Ilegirls head would look fantastic… either that or she didn’t like the tableware.  “Ilegirl I hope you got her back” (sorry that was the managers 2 cents)

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There you have it folks, Ilegirl in all her glory and splendour.  Please do NOT let her know that I have shared these uncovered photos with you, I fear her powers!  Ok perhaps it is just safer for me to go back into witness protection.

If you have any additional photos you think I can share please let me know with haste.

*innocent*

… I am never alone …

Weekly Fruit Salad 07

Whooohoooooo jeepers I am thinking perhaps I should take the numbers away because it is rather dating and well, we just don’t do that, totally not PC!

An incredible week it was in Cape Town, I have decided to concentrate on the weather it is more reliable than anything else except for my preferred News Announcer.  A full week of nothing but beautiful sunshine, it has been pure heaven which I can’t put into words, the weather couldn’t be more perfect for a Road Trip!

Beach observations and Restaurant Reviews while pondering about teenagers and cellphones, did we just raise a bunch of delinquents???

New Tricks, Connections and Batman comic strips distract from the beautiful harpooning of one said SanityFound while she slept (hmph) only to be put into the new Calendar.  Let me just say that they are very Optimistic in their Positive Thinking that I won’t serve payback with huge smiles.

To have or not to have (2), Truth in life is the fact that we can not Control anyone (let alone fix them) other than ourselves but even then, just how much control do we have over that All important decision, the one that in reality only we can make?  Life can get complicated sometimes, the pressure keeps adding up and soon we find that the speed of our blood flowing through our veins is faster than a nice new Lamborghini!

Everyone is feeling the pinch financially, the cost of living has gone up and no one country is immune or safe.  Options need to be looked at, our lives reassessed, scary times. Now, be it due to financial or circumstance, here is a list on how to be Homeless.  It has been printed out and handed out, it hasn’t gotten people thinking and talking (much to the author’s shock)… If I am ever homeless again I will definitely do most of those things.

Hard times sure know how to find us sometimes and so often they try to knock us off our feet but we continue to fight back and be educated by the lessons it teaches us. At the end of the day Spiritual Riddles are there to make sense of life and we just need to trust fellow humans that little bit more, perhaps reach out and touch another life without being asked, love, live.  We must never stop trying to break down those walls, trying to succeed or doing the impossible. Fight for what is ours and fight for the dreams we dream while the universe is still. What ever happens don’t keep it all bottled inside, don’t be scared to just let it go, let it all out and have a good cry.

Inspiration comes from the soul and from others, it is our choice whether we listen with the right ears.  Choose what you want to focus on, so often we waste time on the past that we are late for the future (and have no manners about it either!).  Hide behind that Gangsta name long enough and surely you will miss seeing the snowflakes in the desert sky.

When you can’t sleep or when we just need to take a break from the ordinary and take a trip to Paris in Ilegirl’s Diary of Wicked European Adventures or Nathalie with an H’s adventures (in/on???) the US Virgin Islands (Goat Water???). Play a bit of Ray Lamontagne and viola you are there with fresh martini’s are little cool umbrellas!

Monsters and the universe, aliens and humans, do you realise how lucky we are? What are we doing here on this here planet? I mean it what are we doing?

Ecology Graduates have nothing on my man Rush who I am soooo SO proud of.  CNN used some of his photos in a show on South Africa (still grinning Rush hun!).

Thanks for a fantastic week all, you kept me both insane and sane!

Big Bruffa DM Chimpin’ around

Ok so while I was busy flipping through the family albums looking for photos of Joy and Deeps I came across a few (just a few) of DM.

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(above left) As you can see our big brother was a cutie pie right from birth, sources close to him tell me that he still is in the habit of putting his index finger into his mouth when he wants somethink… (above right) Ahhh the teenage years of misspent youth, not happy with just using a fishing rod, nooo DM had to try spear fishing with fish no bigger than your thumb. Between you and me though he got quite good at (please don’t tell him you know, please I beg you)

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(left) Yip, that’s him all smarted out and driving away from the traffic officer he didn’t knock over having passed his driver’s test. Yes it is believed that he bribed them with a crate of Amber’s chocolate dipped strawberries… need I say more?

 

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(above left) Our man the wiz kid, yers he is well known amongst humans as the smartest chimp alive, at one stage he even appeared on TV. Here he is battling it out with a 9 year old sample human – of course he won don’t be silly, sheesh it was against a sample!!! (above right) Yes, then all hell broke loose, the sample human he played chess against had a human father and an adopted daughter who he just happened to eye.

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(above left) They were soon seen having royal tea parties and chimpin’ around like two kids in a zoo (very well behaved of course) … After that first Chimpsingtea supervised tea party though it was tickets for young DM, he was soon found lying under the summer sun, grass out of his mouth singing renditions of a certain love song… He can be seen singing on the left of sister Joy on the right (yes that is lipstick you see there) Below is a cover version recently done by some or other female chimp.

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(above left) This boy had his priorities straight and soon as they could they got hitched at a small chapel. This photo I managed to get off one of my paparazzi sources who snapped this one of them holding hands while on honeymoon, awws don’t they look cutes! (notice his toes, yes I to suspect one to many pina-cool-aids) (above right) Yip and all in the space of just a few years… I am the proud Aunty of 6!

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(above left) Kids all produced DM and wifey decided to start a B&B in the country side taking in all sorts of wonderful people including rock stars and the likes there of. Yes, don’t be fooled by that innocent face, seen above right, he is quite the party animaaaal.

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(above left) Ahhh with age our big bruffa has finally started to settle down (well he tries to make us think that in any case) and is now often seen walking his monster dog through the fields of Iowa (not Jima)… and yes he has been approached many times to model those dungarees sadly has declined due to his distaste of the media. Instead he purcharsed a pet pig called Winston and what with the high increase in fuel costs is now often seen catchin’ a wild ride into town.

That’s it folks, our brother DM, chimped with all smiles… the juice if you will. I now fear retribution and am still officially in hiding from the recent death threats received by sister Joy (*shivers*)

*hands out cookies*

BTW I am not only one to blame… just in case you thought I wasn’t my usual innocent self…

 

The low down on Joy

It has come to my attention that some of you may not know Joy so I thought I’d share with you some photos that I managed to get off various sources (can’t divulge they will keeeeel me).

I hold no responsibility, this is more for public security than anything else.

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(Above) Joy can be seen sporting a beautiful dress, they went to the circus for the day, that innocent look? Oh, that was both the start and the end of it…

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(Above) The big 10, there is only one candle showing because (well it is suspected) that she ate all the others. She was so quick no one knows what happened to them… we just continue to wonder… Alas just after this here photo was taken the cake landed up in my face – I am still planning serial payback in her direction!!!

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(Above) Teenage years? She wasn’t seen much during the day, as you can see here sister Deeps snapped this sneaky photo of her passed out in the tree 3 miles from home…

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(Above) Yeah, that’s her smoking, shocking really I know. She blames me as the bad influence, why I just don’t know!

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(Above) Here she is posing for some or other ‘elo guy – this painting now hangs in the Tate Museum in London and has thousands upon thousands of people leaving flowers and chocolates in her honour (I am sooo proud of her phew)

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(Above) The model years were a blast, perhaps you remember this one of her, it was on the cover of Vogue and the saucy Cosmopolitan

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Ok so model years over (they chucked her out because she was complaining about the bananas that were off … yeah Naomi Campbell style I tell you!!!) Anyway’s, here she can be seen in the middle (Above) singing the Lord its Hard to Be Humble.

Since those years there have been many cover versions of the song, I suppose the most recent and “classy” one is the one seen here:

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Singing days over with Joy decided it was time to work on the now well known look of innocence. As you can see she had to practice long and hard… don’t know about you but *ahem* she might need to keep on practicing!

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(above) Now this is one look she has down pat, yes it is a photo of me she is staring at… I believe it was during the time I was seconded to Africa for a tree hugging exercise. Isn’t she cutes!

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Now, as you can see above, she just pulls this look every time she comes near me or my posts… *sniff sniff*

So folks, that is our sister Joy – please do not let her know that I have posted all these “secret bottom draw” photos of her – see she knows where I leeeeeev!

*runs to protect the cookies she stole from Amber*

POST NOTE:

Sorry folks I forgot to mention Joy’s cute kitty cat that she adopted, this sweety pie apparently just luuuuuuuurvs her nose… Anyways moving along swiftly here she is trying to train kitty to stay away from the one said nose attached to her face… (below)

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Now Joy has been claiming that kitty is as innocent as she “is”… sorry, hate to break it to ya, an informant just sent these in… below is kitty’s brother enjoying a Guinness (good boy) and then there is kitty all passed out… I say no more… innocent? Yeah right!

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Awwws look at these two… yip poor kitty must have the mother of all hangovers after passing out like that…. eeeeeek watch the nose!!!

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Oh and apparently this cutie needs witness protection… am starting to realise it is I that needs it. My informant tells me that the gun was being aimed at me… question is… how the informant got to get such an incriminating photo unless it was he that plotted….

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I say no more… I am in hiding

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