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Crayon Box Survey

RED = Anger

1. Are you currently mad at someone? Nope just really irritarted with manipulation and ignorance I mean WHO do they think they ARE hmph, thanks had to get that off my chest… where do I pay?
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? So many I can’t even say, how about I give you the alphabet? Would that work?
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Yes once I threw a really large tortoise (it was a soft toy ok not a REAL one!) at my brother, once pushed an Italian through a door for not doing dishes (look he told me “you woman you do, not I, I man… can you blame me???)
4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry? Depends if it is a cold anger or a hot one – cold is the one that takes longer to brew, hot is hot and very fast normally when you tell me I am someone else *shrug*
5. When you’re mad, do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? I very very rarely yell, I hate being yelled at so try not to do it to others, I step away or keep quiet and process what is being said and the implications to me, whether I am at fault or they are incorrect in their statements.  Once cooled off I re approach or just absorb – perhaps not good huh but hey am not a fighter and HATE confrontation.

ORANGE = Excitement

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? My mother threw me one when I was about 10 I think, she organised a whole bunch of friends to go to my favourite restaurant, Mikes Kitchen… Man I can still remember the taste of those ribs yum!
2. Do you get easily excited? Yeah I am a happy bunny most days and get excited bout little things like a bird staring at me in the window (right NOW people!!!), chocolate, winnie the pooh, snow… the list is endless you get the point OOOOO a FAIRY!!!
3. What’s something that you’re most excited about? The elder kiddie did something big today and I can’t wait to tell his dad, he will be so chuffed! Seriarsely it is sooo cool and am soooo proud of the little tiger!
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? First thought is easy… holy crapola, second thought … round the world ticket for those in my heart, kinda like group therapy then Orphanage and of course investments (sheesh)
5. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? A hug, a big hug

YELLOW = Self Discovery

1. Name: I forget, am a) getting older and b) have so many
2. Birthday: That would be telling, how bout I just say I am an unusual Virgo? ok a Virgo in denial? Yeah that sounds better
3. What’s your main goal in life? To be all that I can be spreading laughter, love and light
4. Do you want to have children? Um my own?
5. When do you want to die? When I am meant to, not a minute before, not a second after

GREEN = Opinions

1. Are you against gay marriage? Stupid question, why should one have the right to marry and not the other, its like saying a black man can’t get an education while a white man can because he is an unbeliever…
2. Lower the drinking age? Yeah, in my onions the less restrictions the more responsibility, the more responsibility the more a person, be it a kid or adult, takes better control of their lives and makes better decisions… hey its subjective.  Tell a kid that they CANT have alcohol and guess what, they’ll be drinking YOU under the table before they’re 15…

BLUE = Love

1. Do you love someone? Yes
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Don’t know, will tell you when I find out

PURPLE = Q & A

1. How many beds did you lay in today? 3 whoohoo yeah now you’re really confuzzed!
2. What color shirt are you wearing? Really cool gray, its big and its warm warm warm
3. Name one thing that you do every day? Brush the white things in my mouth, shower and ooo and drink cawfee
4. How much cash do you have on you right now? Not telling, some of you know where I live… yeah
5. Look to your left. What’s there? The bird is still staring at me through the kitchen door and I am now starting to get more than a little freaked… sheesh doesn’t it have some worms to eat I mean its not like I am a worm right… a bit large for its appetite if you ask me!
6. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed? Don’t know, oh the little ones winnie the pooh shirt, fit like a bug in the rug… age 5 not bad huh (yeah God and I have been talking since age 8 about those things that everyone else has not I)
7. What website(s) do you visit most during the day? Google Reader and WordPress, depending on the client at large theirs as well.
8. Do you have plants in your room? Nope they ran away when they heard I was coming… rude I know tsk
9. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Um my left knee, its still purple from my ice slide fall thing and not helped by the fact that I knock it religiously against cupboard door handles, doors, walls, even the bath (ok you can stop laffing now)
10. What city was your last taxicab ride in? London baby London and yeah cost a fortune but got to speak arabic again so was happy whoohoo
11. Do you own a picture phone? A what? A picture of a phone? Am I missing out on some cool geeeky gadget here? seriously now a what? Must be showing my age here
12. Recent time you were really upset? How recent do you want to know?

PINK = Last

1. Person you saw: Little one
2. Movie watched in cinema: It is so far back that we’d have to pull out the archives in the Natural History Museum
3. Song you just listened to? Home by Chris Daughtry
4. Person you talked on the phone with: Ambermoon
5. Did you notice that question 2 was gone? Nope, my undercover virgo renumbered it sheesh what do you take me for? A Cancerian?

GREY = Today

1. What are you doing right now? Working on Amberfiresanity’s website, 3 loads of washing, drinking coffee, working out expenses, doing dishes in dishwasher and planning the day with the kids – cookie baking or animal farm depending on homework can’t decide
2. What are you doing tonight? That would be telling
3. What are you going to eat? You seriously want me to answer this? ME? Beef ale pie, think its perfect weather for it with a side salad and freshly baked bread.  Pudding is chocolate pontouffle thingies with ice cream and sprinkles followed by more fermented grape juice

BROWN = Tomorrow

1. Is: Thursday I think, don’t know the jury is still out on that one *shrug*
2. Goal: Complete the US Embassy visa application forms as well as the Schengen visa application forms *shivers and shakes* (Note to God: Next time can I please be born in a country where passports are not spat on???)
3. Are you going to laugh? Always, each single day I laugh and normally hard either at myself or with someone else… it is such fun to laugh and the best exercise around for both heart, soul and body!

Tagging? If you’re brave… scared? Shaking? Petrified?

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by Sanity on January 14, 2009  •  Permalink
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I love your blog Meme…

I think I got tagged by Joy albeit its a freebee, if you’re brave enough of course – no tagging, am told I am a lazy tagger anyways…

loveblogThe official rules:

You give one-word answers to the questions below.

For this meme, put this picture on your blog.

If I read you I love you, simple simons… luff I tell you!

Zee answerballs:

1. Where is your cell phone? Somewhere

2. Where is your significant other? Kapoof

3. Your hair color? Funky

4. Your mother? Bleep

5. Your father? Daisies

6. Your favorite thing? Souls

7. Your dream last night? Censored

8. Your dream/goal? Living

9. The room you’re in? Bathroom

10. Your hobby? Everything-that-makes-me-smile-(had-to-cheat-somewhere-come-on)

11. Your fear? Aerosolbarstewardusarsycuss’es

12. Where do you want to be in six years? Sanitorium-out-patient-scheme

13. Where were you last night? London

14. What you’re not? Fake

15. One of your wish list items? Life

16. Where you grew up? World

17. The last thing you did? Swore

18. What are you wearing? Tiara

19. Your T.V.? Dead

20. Your pet? Farting

21. Your computer? Hmmm

22. Your mood? Fantasticallisharse

23. Missing someone? Always

24. Your car? Kapoof

25. Something you’re not wearing? Hmmm

26. Favorite store? Disney

27. Your Summer? Kapoof

28. Love someone? Always

29. Your favorite color? Indigo

30. When is the last time you laughed? Now

31. Last time you cried? Yesterday

I can’t do these things without cheating, I wouldn’t be me otherwise come now…

You’re tagged if you’re brave *shrug* tis the challenge, take it or leave it *smiles*

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by Sanity on January 2, 2009  •  Permalink
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Health Questions Answered

image*Received in an email and not written by me although it is the kind of thing I  would write… someone beat me to it!

Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables.As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good.

Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer?
A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual statement and peace of mind. If you stop, you’ll probably stress yourself to death in record time.

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: You’re not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: What’s the secret to healthy eating?
A: Thicker gravy.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans … Another vegetable. It’s the best “feel-good” food around!

I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Have a cookie… flour is a veggie!

Should you have landed here in search of real healthy things then you can head over to “Health” on Life, Laughter, Love and Light

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by Sanity on September 20, 2008  •  Permalink
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South African Tourism Website Q&A

I am in the mood for a laugh so I thought I’d share these Questions and Answers from a Tourism site here in SA that I managed to get off GPSA. The questions were answered by the site owner. I laughed so hard I almost cracked a rib, I am still giggling away – perhaps it is just me that has gone insane *shrug*

*Hillbrow is one of the dodgiest places in South Africa, it is the place to go for things under the belt and then some…

Enjoy…

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water…

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey’s Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not… oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa?(USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.

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by Sanity on June 9, 2008  •  Permalink
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Why God made Moms

Sometimes I get things in my inbox that are just too cute, admittedly I normally only read them, the joke emails that is, months after getting them (sorry)… Here is a belated one that is about the mothers in our lives, answers are given by 2nd graders… too sweet I just had to share it!

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3 Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I’d dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

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by Sanity on May 19, 2008  •  Permalink
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