Important Notice!

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have  absorbed more than 1 kg of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kg of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.

It is better to drink wine and talk shit .. than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service

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12 thoughts on “Important Notice!

  1. Razz – oooo wine with cereal now that could be an interesting mix *makes notes to try it out tomorrow morning*

    SG – aye I am using it now as an excuse to have another glass, no one can stop me!

    Mr @mmo that is just mean, now am thirsty… brewery makes that yeasty stuff don’t they…? Alcoholic grape juice waaaay healthier I tell you!

  2. Thanks for the inspiration! In approximately 36 hours and 53 minutes I shall be steadfastly observing this Law of Drinkingdynamics from a perch on the rue de Rivoli.

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