Female vs Male

The girls response to the Male vs Female… Enjoy

PS Please note that this post is shorter than the male version, phah and they say we talk a lot!

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(Because they don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(YOU’RE LAUGHING, AREN’T YOU ?!?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make the final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don’t know … it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

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13 thoughts on “Female vs Male

  1. Awwws thanks you! Yeah was just telling mutual nutter, she is on day 16 of the plan.. can’t believe that I don’t smoke anymores! Thanks for all your support, really means a lot!

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