F/H: Alien Intelligence (PG18+)

imageWell there’s a lot said about aliens these days but this …

Two aliens landed in the desert close to Birdsville near an old petrol station that was closed for the  night.  They approached one of the old petrol pumps and the  younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”   The old petrol pump, of course, didn’t respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and  the older alien said, “I’d calm down if I were you.”

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!”

The older alien warned his comrade saying, “You don’t want to do that! I don’t think you should make him mad.  “Rubbish,” replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him, a burnt crumpled mess, about 200 metres away in a   dry creek bed.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. “What a ferocious creature!” exclaimed the young, fried alien. “He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?.

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler  on his crispy friend and replied, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels,  you don’t want to mess with a bloke who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.”

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11 thoughts on “F/H: Alien Intelligence (PG18+)

  1. ROFLMAO I don’t know which is more funny the actual joke or the comments!!! owwww my tummy think I just pulled a muscle.

    @mmo I hear this may be true but as a Martian I am still coming to terms with the fact that I get viagra emails every day telling me I need a bigger stronger one… how the hell did they know I don’t have one???

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