Yes folks I have a Bible Bump. WHAT??? I hear you ask. Well it is this thing called a Ganglion cyst better known as a Bible Bump. Wiki says “is a swelling that often appears on or around joints and tendons in the hand or foot. The size of the cyst can vary over time, often becoming more inflamed if irritated. It is most frequently located around the wrist and on the fingers.”
Yip mine is pea size and right between my finger and palm… thank you number 2, puppet master in the sky can I hand in a complaint letter now? Ok so how do I sort this out, I mean known cures and the like so I went searching… wait for it…
Needle insertion <– come again? well this is totally out (quite in gallery) for many reasons. One of them being of course the fact that I run faster than the 100m gold medalist at the Olympics, no I am not kidding, I am like cheetah… I fly like the wind (not the dogs)
Bible Therapy – use of a heavy book to physically smash the cyst but be aware that this could possibly cause further injury.
Now I really do have a problem…
Where oh where is a Christian when I need one!
Yes there are no bibles in my house, don’t be so shocked.
The third thing? Oh that farting dog head butted me in the mouth and now my lip is doubled and because of this (you should see it, it is just too funny) I can’t stop laughing.
Post note: I mean no disrespect to those of Christian faith, it is merely a fact that history says that I have a bible bump