F/H: Clever Teacher


A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.

“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever.”

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”


11 thoughts on “F/H: Clever Teacher

  1. Well speaking as a former “smart ass guy (always) in the back of the class”…

    I would have said, “Excuse me, Ms. English teacher, but you said that you would not tollerate any excuses for us not being “there” tomorrow. Did you really mean the test will be given in another room or did you mean to say the test will be “here”. If it’s going to be “there” could you please tell me how to get “there”.”

    That’s what this former “smart ass guy (always) in the back of the class” would have said. 🙂

  2. @mssc54. That’s pretty witty. You should have been part of the debate Friday. It needed some interest as it was quite boring, and not debate like at all. Sorry for the side bar. PLL, CordieB.

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