F/H: Modern Day Fairy Tale

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This is the fairy tale that you should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was Once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss From you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your Castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I DON’T F!**ING THINK SO!!!!!

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7 thoughts on “F/H: Modern Day Fairy Tale

  1. Got to love fairy tales… perhaps we can include this among the classics? what do you think… I read these words and was daydreaming… pretty funny visuals I had in my mind… priceless laughs… thank you

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