IM’ing with a friend this morning talking the walk and walking the bullshit as one does, or perhaps as she and I do – I thought I’d share this little extract of a “day in the life” of two crazy people… perhaps you will find it as hillhairyarse as I do, I am still laughing quite literally out loud.
But first a few explanations:
My friend talking below has the most pedicured feet you will ever find on this planet called earth. I rip her daily on the fact that her feet still smell (albeit not really but then she is a bit too far for me to catch a whiff for sure)
Shark bate = morning breath bottled, it is a new potent product that is essential for all divers, surfers and swimmers alike. One whiff and the sharks are good as comatose! This also stands for land sharks.
Monkey = he is the one that attacks your hair while you sleep and does all these funky hairstyles on you then sells the ideas to the real hairdressers.
ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
LOL = Laughing out loud
Please note that she actually smells like freshly picked roses… swear it on me lifeballs
Talking about something that happened in the day… this is what followed…
Friend: slap my thigh and call me petuna
Me: ok Petuna you be fishy
Friend: I don’t think I spelled that quite right
Friend: and you made me nearly spit my coffee
Me: pet tuna?
Friend: or in the south they call it cawfee
Me: aaah still a tuna in there
Me: see you talking bout your foots again
Me: didnt know they had a name
Me: eau da tuna
Friend: that would be pheunia
Me: goes well with the shark bate
Me: you let the petuna smells out of bottle and then you release the shark bate
Me: bate and kill
Me: one time shoe shine
Friend: Im dying and you are making me laugh
Friend: be that way
Me: that is just wrongs
Friend: I see how you is
Me: whats huh punk
Me: wanting to sell your smells?
Me: we biz pardners
Me: and its a funky smell
Me: hey its unique
Friend: I smellz butt-iz-full
Me: your butt smells?
Me: jeepers you
Friend: something like that
Me: tsk tsk
Me: new smells for sale?
Me: gawd you are like factory
Friend: ok you are making me choke
Friend: Im laughing so hard
Me: swollow dahlink
Me: and stop biting your toe nails
Me: if you want tuna go to fridge
Friend: I guess this is payback for the twotoloo
Me: hell yeah
Me: oo can you just imagine if we cloned YOU how much more we could sell?
Me: is THAT how monkey does your hairball? Uses the eau da foods?
Me: dang laughing too hard to type
Friend: you are on zee roll of SA toilet paper tonight
Friend: or this morning
Me: special like
Friend: no more sleeps for you
Me: it give me beans!
Me: bouncy beans!
Friend: see what happens when you gets a little sleep?
Me: *grins big*
Me: yeah and did dreams likes mad
Me: then wakes up and still dreaming
Me: now you know what I dream abouts last night
Me: marketing for the foots da la petuna
Friend: smelling nasty?
Me: nah am too far away to smells you
Me: are you narsty?
Our new marketing material… on shelves soon!