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A Christmas Poem… of sorts

‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck… How to live in a world that’s politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”, “Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal … Continue reading A Christmas Poem… of sorts

Fun: Sibling help

A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?” “Nope,” says the boy, “not for my mom.” The cashier responds, “Well, then they must be for your sister then?” “Nope,” says the boy, “not for my sister, neither.” The cashier … Continue reading Fun: Sibling help

… and then the fight started

Donated by Ambermoon ———————————————————————— My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping  channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ———————————————————————— My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to  150 in about 3  seconds.’ I bought her a … Continue reading … and then the fight started

Fun: Male & Female differences extended

Note:  Maybe you’ve read these before, I know I never tire of them – tff for sure. – Sorry have been quiet have been prepping for my US Embassy interview tomorrow so wish me lucks! Mwah _________ SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS — … Continue reading Fun: Male & Female differences extended