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A mixed world of polar bear differences

It shocked me today to hear out of an eight year olds mouth that he didn’t believe in charity.  At first I thought he was joking and made the comment that it couldn’t be true only to hear him confirm that he doesn’t believe in charity.  He went on to say that he has never seen it, the only charity he has ever seen is … Continue reading A mixed world of polar bear differences

Fun: Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus

Friday funnies ~ Little Johnny

Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: “Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that.” Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: “Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t forewarned.” __________________________________ The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. … Continue reading Friday funnies ~ Little Johnny

Funny Quotes

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.Janet Coleman The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.Andy Rooney The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.George Carlin If all the world’s a stage, I … Continue reading Funny Quotes

Friday Funnies: Don’t mess with kids…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a humanbecause even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; itwas physically impossible.The little girl said, “When … Continue reading Friday Funnies: Don’t mess with kids…