Fun: Sibling help

A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?” “Nope,” says the boy, “not for my mom.” The cashier responds, “Well, then they must be for your sister then?” “Nope,” says the boy, “not for my sister, neither.” The cashier … Continue reading Fun: Sibling help

… and then the fight started

Donated by Ambermoon ———————————————————————— My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping  channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ———————————————————————— My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to  150 in about 3  seconds.’ I bought her a … Continue reading … and then the fight started

Fun: Male & Female differences extended

Note:  Maybe you’ve read these before, I know I never tire of them – tff for sure. – Sorry have been quiet have been prepping for my US Embassy interview tomorrow so wish me lucks! Mwah _________ SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS — … Continue reading Fun: Male & Female differences extended

Fun: Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus