Fun: Male & Female differences extended

Note:  Maybe you’ve read these before, I know I never tire of them – tff for sure. – Sorry have been quiet have been prepping for my US Embassy interview tomorrow so wish me lucks! Mwah _________ SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS — … Continue reading Fun: Male & Female differences extended

Fun: Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus

Why (Some) Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

Disclaimer: I have many many many American friends who I think are extremely intelligent, wonderful and just plain awesome but as the stats go in a large country you’re going to get a few more lifts that don’t reach the top floor… Don’t take offense. I love you all! Seriously! The following are actual stories provided by U.S. travel agents: I had someone ask for … Continue reading Why (Some) Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes

“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the  word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’” “I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a … Continue reading Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes