Fun: Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus

Friday Funnies : Why some kids get in trouble in school

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” ____________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication … Continue reading Friday Funnies : Why some kids get in trouble in school

Friday Funnies: Don’t mess with kids…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a humanbecause even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; itwas physically impossible.The little girl said, “When … Continue reading Friday Funnies: Don’t mess with kids…

Friday Funnies: Boy or a girl?

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling. “What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply. “Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb … Continue reading Friday Funnies: Boy or a girl?