A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three young boys beat on every trash can they encounter every day on their way home from school. Finally, the man decides to take action and walks out to meet the boys. He says, “You kids are … Continue reading Fun: Wise old man
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. … Continue reading F/H: The Middle Wife
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” ____________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication … Continue reading Friday Funnies : Why some kids get in trouble in school
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids,”As soon as you can name the speaker of a famous quote you may leave. O.K., Who said four score and seven years ago?” Johnny lifts his hand in excitement. “Yes, Johnny?”But before he could answer, Lucy jumped in and said Abraham Lincoln.“Very … Continue reading Friday Funny ~ Famous Quotes
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a humanbecause even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; itwas physically impossible.The little girl said, “When … Continue reading Friday Funnies: Don’t mess with kids…
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling. “What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply. “Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb … Continue reading Friday Funnies: Boy or a girl?