F/H: A Policeman Testifies in Court

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this  policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, … Continue reading F/H: A Policeman Testifies in Court

F/H: Rehearsal

A blonde, June, goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘exotic’ pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: ‘SEX FROGS’ Only $20 each! Comes with ‘complete’ instructions. The girl, June, excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, ‘I’ll TAKE one!’ As … Continue reading F/H: Rehearsal

F/H: Compaq Tech support stories…

1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received … Continue reading F/H: Compaq Tech support stories…