F/H: All the questions!

“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”  “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?” … Continue reading F/H: All the questions!

F/H: Q&A

Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver (aka Clifford Arquette ): Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last … Continue reading F/H: Q&A

Friday Funny ~ Grandmas Don’t Know Everything

¬† Submitted by Cordieb Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for awhile, when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep¬† in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just … Continue reading Friday Funny ~ Grandmas Don’t Know Everything