Friday funnies: Smart kid

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher  asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in … Continue reading Friday funnies: Smart kid

Weekly Fruit Salad ~ מספר עשרים ואחת

Hebrew for the number 21 and what a week it has been.  Things are  hottening up and then quietening down some, most are now feeling the wonders of stupid world recession… you know I was wondering, if things got really really bad do you think that the shops will accept my monopoly money? I then have British Pounds at R22 (1 pound buys you 2 … Continue reading Weekly Fruit Salad ~ מספר עשרים ואחת

Weekly Fruit Salad ~ Numero ng labinsiyam

Filipino is the language for the week, nineteen is the number for the week… I refuse to actually believe it has been that long so have reverted to living in denial!  First up huge HUGE (bigger text huge) apologies, I have been slacking but I think it was the proteins or perhaps the Ebola virus attacking the fruit… yip def an Ebola or at the … Continue reading Weekly Fruit Salad ~ Numero ng labinsiyam

Weekly Fruit Salad ~ संख्या अठारह

That folks is Hindi, fancy writing that looks like a pretty picture of sorts but stands for Number Eighteen.  Eighteen weeks of fruity bits and pieces and now a new format, fewer links, more sanity, even more insanity and a few sprinkles.  How are posts selected?  Through out the week I read about 50 blogs (I’ve trimmed) through Google reader.  Every time I come across … Continue reading Weekly Fruit Salad ~ संख्या अठारह

Weekly Fruit Salad ~ Nummer siebzehn

No you are not Dreaming, it is indeed Number Seventeen but in German. Sit back, relax and grab a slice of an award winning Sugar rush Apples Cheesecake, Any food but cookies (I have joined the CA … cookies anonymous yers).  Perhaps if you aren’t into the sweet stuff try out some Incinerated Chicken (Family Recipe), I hear it is a lot like KFC.  While doing all of … Continue reading Weekly Fruit Salad ~ Nummer siebzehn

Weekly Fruit Salad – αριθμό δεκαέξι

Greek once more this time for the number sixteen, repetition to honour a friend.   Small things add up really do add up, 1, 2, 3, soon become 100 [HELP], ok I am optimistic in the idea that I will not be fully gray by the time we reach that number. image

A lil something something about me which you all may not know.  Please, this is just between you and me (and I know people who know people that can vouch for this) but I have gone gray in the last month. I am gray and if I am not careful I’ll be inspiring Halftone Inspired Header’s. Weird? (that ones for you Sambo) Yeah I will deny this till I am blue in the face while I bow down to the Red-Nosed Spirits in The Mountain and hear the Call of the Smoke.  Pray be the Gods please Delete Focus, turn back the stressOclock! Mirror mirror on the wall, do you recognize the you that you see at all?

Look, I have decided, push comes to shove I am going to take the hair to the hair-doc-chopper tomorrow to give it a chop chop.  Can’t be having any Accidents at home no no most definitely not! Starbucks, Sticky Buns and Art versus Smoking time, what would Human Nature do? Is either Undefining Beauty?

dbrn324l10,000 Steps and Walking the tight rope of Zen while trying to Escape a Vampire of wanna-be-super (No one is perfect) proportions.  Gladius the vampire, hmm, does my existence on this earth matter to you? Perhaps it is Time to Signal Your Intentions and Say no to terrorism for the Love, for The Meaning of Life, say goodbye to Self Doubt, Awaken and Come Back To Life.  Lets put it this way, If Your Life Were A House … Would You Buy or Rent? Would it be in an Award Winning City?

The calm settles and Thoughts While I walked of Sky is Fallin’ Friend’s filtered through the brain cells.  Designing Your Dream can create a certain Humility bringing about ChangeThere are never any quick fixes in reality just a lot of hard work, living with an open heart, Compassion and Forgiveness.  The truth is that The light shines the brightest, you just have to allow it to shine.  Seek the Light and then ask yourself “Do You Miss Me?

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