It’s been a long time coming but through the weeks of silence I have continued to star the posts that really hit me in the gut by their “gem-y-ness”, diamond of posts! PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENTS: I recently read a post that totally blew me away, an extract of sorts from a Memoir that by the sounds of things is totally beyond awesome. From the first word … Continue reading Fruit Salad with a few nuts
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?” asked the clerk. Type?” enquires the man, “There’s more than one type?” “Look around” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and … Continue reading F/H: What Religion is Your Bra?
One day we wake up to find ourselves in the water without a lifeboat or buoy, nothing to help us float, we’re stuck with no way towards the land. We slowly start treading the water, at first its easy, our legs keep us going, our arms move slowly in the water. We stay a float, our heads are in the fresh air and things seem … Continue reading Keeping your head above water…
*received this in an email and thought it in the “wows” category, so I share it with you. Perhaps it will mean as much to you as it did to me… Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, “Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over.” I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake … Continue reading The Daffodil Principle
A man who smelled like a distillery, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,and a half bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes … Continue reading F/H: What causes arthritis?
Mssc54 – you mentioned the below quote ironically after I wrote this post. It is not connected to your beautiful comment. It is a bit freaky that our words were exactly the same hmm. I have a question for those who quote the bible, I am not going against it. The questions I ask are honest and have no malicious intention, just one soul trying … Continue reading A Question for Religions
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So the next Sunday he took the … Continue reading F/H: The New Priest