F/H: Barbie’s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but it’s definitely payback time! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m … Continue reading F/H: Barbie’s Letter to Santa

Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes

“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the  word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’” “I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a … Continue reading Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes