Dictionary: SanityFound

In life so often we come up with weird words and sayings, as I have mentioned before I often have impediment moments often resulting in myself and others using them (quite possibly to save me from embarrassment).

I have been told that often the words I use are not decipherable or easily understood either in their ambiguity or spelling so here I present you with the Audlish Dictionary, some words I accidentally invented, others are from the south African slang, some are my interpretations of words already in existence and some are heard from other peoples moments that I loved and adopted … hope it helps 🙂

If you read any words you don’t understand please let me know and I’ll add them – I am often in my own world and forget that I speak Audlish… 🙂

404

Definition: Someone who’s clueless

Accitartly

Origin: Accidentally

Definition: Someone who does not realise they are a tart

An Ancient

Definition: Someone who is wise

Ape

Definition: A moment where you lose the plot and go wild either while watching sport or at someone else’s actions; “you go ape”

Asparagus

Origin: stolen from sister; Aspersion

Definition: a false or misleading charge meant to harm someone’s reputation

A Strawberry Moment

Definition: A moment that brings about intense blushing

Atna

Origin: Company dictionary

Definition: a person who talks a lot but doesn’t do anything about it

Blamestorming

Origin: Brainstorming (impeppermint came out in a strategic meeting can’t take me anywhere)

Definition: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible

Bongo

Definition: Someone who does something silly

Boomerang

Definition: Karma; What comes around goes around

Cannibal

Definition: Someone who has no regard for others, a person who does not respect another

Committee Member

Origin: Company Dictionary

Definition: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Deja-Moo

Origin: Deja vu

Definition: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull** before.

Drooldle

Pronunciation: Drool-dill

Definition: Someone who falls asleep in meetings

Emerald moment

Definition: Moment of jealousy or an object you desire; An intense feeling of wow; often said like “Oh wow that is such an emerald”

Hangover

Definition: The wrath of grapes; the after effects from making a mistake

Hectic

Origin: SA Slang

Pronunciation: Heck-tick

Definition: Something that is outrageously bad or good; often said when one is shocked

Ice moment

AKA: Ice Ice baby moment

Definition: The ice cold feeling you get in the instant you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake

Impeppermint

Origin: Impediment

Definition: A speech impediment or an embarrassing moment

Jeepers

Origin: Slang

Pronunciation: Jeep-ers

Definition: holy moley, exclamation

“Look there’s a fairy”

Origin: My sister caught me out with this one and I asked her where all excitedly

Pronunciation: Loud

Definition: Change the topic I’ve lost interest. Also used to see if people are paying attention, often they get caught out…

Mosquito

Definition: An insect that makes you like flies better; A person that keeps on buzzing around you and won’t go away

Narna

Pronunciation: Naa-rrr-na

Definition: A term of endearment for someone who is ripping you off or did something funny “You are such a narna”

Nutter

Definition: A really funny person that makes you fall off your chair from laughing too hard

Oxymoron

Definition: someone who is as dumb as an ox.

Plug-and-Play

Origin: The recruitment field

Definition: A new hire who doesn’t need any training.

Pollutant

Pronunciation: Pol-loo-tant

Definition: Someone who is negative or brings you down

Skatebol:

Origin: Afrikaans

Pronunciation: Ssss-kat-a-ball

Definition: A sweetheart; someone who is really sweet

Stress puppet:

Definition: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny

Stress Monkey:

Definition: A person that does cartwheels while stressed, they seem to become deranged and lose the ability to speak or act normally.

Tourists

Definition: People who do not participate in life

Vu deja:

Pronunciation: Vu-desh-a

Definition: The feeling you have never been here before, seeing a new place or experiencing something for the first time

Wow

Definition: A moment of speechlessness encompassing great fascination or intrigue

Vista

Definition: something or someone that looks pretty but has no substance

Yodasionary

Origin: Invented for Visionary (Save Our Species)

Pronunciation: Yo-duh-shon-arr-eeee

Definition: a person who has visionary thoughts of wise being

Yodafire

Definition: Someone who brings people to life, puts fire in them to start living

Yodafound

Origin: Invented by Amberfireinus

Definition: Someone who is trying to find wisdom (yodafoundling) or has found wisdom (yodafound) or someone who is a Narna

Yoda

Definition: A moment of revelation or wisdom

Late Additions: 15 May 2008

Arvi

Origin: Afternoon

Pronunciation: are-vee

Definition: Used when to lazy to say long words; “I’ll see you in the arvi”

Deets

Origin: Details

Pronunciation: Deee-ts

Definition: It’s all in the deets

Gatvol

Origin: Afrikaans

Pronunciation: (The G sounds like snake) ggggg-at-full

Definition: Fed up; “I’m gatvol”

Mo’

Origin: Moment

Pronunciation: Mmm-oh

Use: “Just give me a mo'”; “will do it in a mo'”

Oulik

Origin: Afrikaans

Pronunciation: Oh-luk

Definition: Cute; “you are so oulik”; “That is oulik”

Suppidat

Origin: Robert (Meditations)

Definition: Used in replacement of “What’s up with that?”

Ta

Pronunciation: Tuh-ah

Definition: Shortened form of Thank You / Cheers

 

Vet

Pronunciation: as normal

Definition: check; “To vet something” or “Can you please vet it before I send it out”

Later Additions: 10 June 2008

Stress Buffet

Definition: More than one stressful situation coming to a head all at once

Aerosole

Definition: It is a play on words for definition, read between the letters 🙂

Barsteward

Definition: say it out loud for definition 🙂

Slacktard

Definition: One who avoids work to the point of appearing mentally retarded

Befoodled

Definition: Bewildered and confused by the food being served

Clacker

Definition: A person who types really, really loud and fast so other people in the office will think he is working hard, when really he’s hardly working.

15 thoughts on “Dictionary: SanityFound

  1. Wow! This is really cool. I’ve learned some really cool new words. Deja-Moo had me ROFL!

    Just think, a few months ago I didn’t even know what ROFL meant, not to mention the word MWAH! I’m getting with hip with some cool lingo thanks to you dear SF! Peace, Light, Love and MAWH! ~CordieB.

  2. Presactly:

    A combination of absolutely and exactly. As if agree whole heartedly with something.

    I.e. That is presactly what I mean…

    stupid o’clock:
    any time after all normal people have gone to bed, or before normal people wake up. (an ungodly hour)

    i.e. He came home from the club at stupid o’clock
    or: He had to leave at stupid o’clock to get to work on time.

  3. 404

    Definition: Someone who’s clueless

    hahah I am sooo gonna use this as my code word…!

    The list is amaaazzzin, I am bookmarking this page for more…!!! :))))) Wayyyyy to go Talented Sissttaaa!!!

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